On The Lighter Side...Though Not Really Funny Because It's Actually Happening

I guess I'm not the only one who thinks the Obliviously Ignorant Office logo is the lamest American adminstration move ever! Oh, except maybe for the not-so-secret Bible Code consultations of the CIA and the Pentagon.

It's old hat for the CIA though, who, when not creating extraterrestrial conspiracies are, as another patriot informs me, training to travel through time and space! That's got to be discomforting to Saddam Hussein! Celebrate a new century of enlightened American leadership everybody! The joke's on you...

And don't get caught napping and forget about Nostradamus and the coming "King of Terror". Everybody knows that Machiavelli is out, and biblical-style prophecy is in. With that in mind, we must stay ever vigilant to see which one of these Muslim leaders starts wearing a purple robe! Then we will have cornered the real enemy...the Antichrist! One patriot assures me that we can rule out Bin Laden because he's too evil to be the Antichrist! No, that title seems to be more suited to Bin Laden's young protege Khattab, also known as the Black Arab...